You might be a Moonachie Squad Member if...

1. You're car has at least two dents from accidents going to and from calls.
2. You have ever pushed the repeater button on your pager to get out of a family function.
3. You have ever tried to wash dishes with febreeze because there was nothing else to use.
4. You have ever fallen asleep on a couch that is also inhabited by a family of squirrels.
5. You have ever slept in an ambulance and thought it was more comfortable than the couch.
6. You have and everyone else in the room wanted to watch something on TV, but couldn't because John said no.
7. You have been injured on an ambulance call, but jumped up and said "I'm Ok" anyway.
8. You have jumped a mile because someone blew the air horn on the ambulance when you were sitting on the bumper.
9. You think that someone else's misfortune is a good call.
10. You have stayed up talking to someone till four a.m., decided to go to sleep and then been awakened by the pager.
11. You have commandeered a neighbor's boat for water rescue.
12. You have left a dent in the ambulance hitting something that doesn't, and never has moved.
13. You have participated in the Monday night feeding frenzy.
14. You have stopped eating for some length of time to fit into your dress uniform.
15. You have driven the ambulance at high rates of speed because you are missing Monday night dinner.
16. You have gotten motion sickness in the back of rescue 2.
17. You have gotten in a fight over who was first to second a motion at a meeting.
18. You never go home. (We are not sure you have one)
19. You have spent four 24 hour days preparing for an event, so that at the event you could hardly stand.
20. You never take off your Moonachie cloths. The only color in your wardrobe is navy blue.
21. You don't know if a place is a city or a state. (You know, like Atlanta?)
22. The baby can drive better than you.
23. You have a list of big words to use for confusing other members.
24. You don't understand big words used by other members.
25. You have spent at least a year running around in a coat that has a name on it that is not yours.
26. You have ever gone on a call in pajamas.
27. The people at Dunkin Donuts are on a first name basis with you.
28. You have almost died in the car with Tony.
29. John has ever taken away your speaking privileges.
30. You can't spell.
31. You have ever used the Jaws of Life to fix the garage door.
32. You don't care that you are failing school, as long as your call stats are good.
33. You have ever got in a fight over the front seat in the ambulance.
34. Chris woke you up because another town has a call.
35. You have cleaned out two mini marts of mentos and diet coke.
36. You have every episode of family guy memorized.
37. You have slept though a call even though you are already at the building and three members tried to wake you up.
38. You have pulled five cartons of milk out of the fridge, and sniffed to find out which one was fresh, and then put them all back.
39. You think that the hospital is your personal supply cabinet.
40. You got out of bed at 2 a.m. three nights in a row because some one has a toothache.
41. If Tommy has left you behind in another town.
42. You have ever answered your cell phone "first aid".
43. You had a bake sale and the squad ate three quarters of the baked goods.
44. You have ignored a whole class because you were wired from a CPR call.
45. You have been two 16 oak street more times than you can count.
46. You have responded to mutual aid for south jersey.
47. You cell phone is your personal alarm clock, and without it you would sleep through your entire life. (except calls)
48. Your turn out boots, one is size 10 and the other is size 7.
49. You have desperately needed something totally random, and found it in Jill’s car.
50. You have destroyed something with the bay door.